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The elderly getting some tail (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

so like cool and all, but problem 1: that's additional weight when you want to be lessening weight. problem 2: according to the leading expert in knocking over old people (whose work was definitely consulted when designing this), >60% of falls (i think it was actually 75% but i want to be accurate) are due to vision problems, not gait problems. this only addresses gait problems.

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

I'm also wondering how you poop.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Like me specifically or in general because one of those questions is an emergency and I'm very sorry for taking so long

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly.

But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course)

Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 6 days ago

Mom, grandpa knocked everything over with his tail again

[-] Upperhand@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

But I don't want to wait! Stomps dinosaur shoes

[-] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

[-] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

now that's a retirement plan

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

"Not the mama!"

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Haha been watching Dinosaurs on streaming, silly and stupid. Plus if you look at the credits in IMDb you can easily figure out who did the voices, the ones with a single character name, I think most of the suit actors did a few. The suit actors must have been horribly underpaid for dealing with them. They look so heavy and hot.

Cheesy and 90s? Yes. Worth watching for classic style sitcoms? Yes.

Plus it's Mallory Archer (Jessica Walter) doing the voice of the mother but actually acts like a mother....she was always fantastic.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

The season finale predicted our future!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

i'm gonna get chucked in a volcano?

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 6 days ago

No. The power is going to go out and you’ll freeze to death.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Corporate stupidity ends the world

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Those are some great extra details! I hope you're enjoying the show. I only remember it, barely, from years ago. Those suits do look heavy!

[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Your caption was far more hilarious than the image. For me, at any rate. Thank you for sharing and for the laugh, OP! LOL

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

This is why I'm wearing a tail not for any other reason how dare you accuse me?

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Life goals.

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

OwO

[-] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

stuff in the circle: real since 2019
gramps walking the stairs: AI slop

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Ooh I want sharpened barbs on the end of mine.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago

Thagomizers.

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