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Anon has a very specific goal
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this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
All of them.
Lowered expectaaations...
What about poor social skills and a decent amount of sexual experience? I can pretend to be worse if need be.