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Anon has a very specific goal
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just pretend this is green
Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
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It's funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
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There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
Well I'll be damned
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Get a million dollars.
Not all chicks dig a dude with money.
Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point
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That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
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Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.
Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic
Utah & Idaho too. Don't forget about the Mormons.
Mormons would be the most likely to actually engage in this behaviour since their religion actually promotes it.
EDIT: Sorry mormons.
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This feels like one of those "I've never kissed a girl before, but I've watched a lot of porn" fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid's neighborhood, there's inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I've interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them "No no no, there's no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic."
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
Drugs.
a lifetime stockpile, apparently
Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won't help him at all but that would be the first step.
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Step one would be to meet some twins.
Step two is to explicitly explain them your fantasies in graphic detail.
My wife has a twin sister. What do now?
Life's hard enough as it is, don't go looking for challenge levels.
Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise
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Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.
Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
Have they checked the polycule poster?
They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he'd approve.
Has anyone reached this stage yet? Besides the cheating example in the comment below.
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