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Anon has a very specific goal
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this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won't help him at all but that would be the first step.
The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn't make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.
The first step is to level up your attraction levels. Status, money, fame, power, and let’s not forget physical attraction.