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[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

Yeah, he'd probably say "at least they aren't smart locks"

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 4 days ago

And still pick them in 10 seconds.

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Without a doubt. He's the lockpicking lawyer, after all.

But a lot of smart locks are basically locks that have all the attack vectors of normal locks, plus a bunch of extra attack vectors due to being 'smart'.

this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2026
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