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[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”

[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Holy...

This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?

[-] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, that can't be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Everything I learn about him is against my will.

[-] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.

What the fuck.

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

"I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)"

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

in his youth he would eat roadkill.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The only things I've heard are from here on lemmy and it's obvious I don't need to look more into him, he's somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that's the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it's all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn't so deeply morally corrupt like the, what's now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It's fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven't looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he's part of that too so please correct me if I'm wrong.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn't really around.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've completely lost respect for her

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