Did you notice we never got details where he walked the second 500 miles?
He may walked in one direction. Then he found out she lives next to him and walked the whole 500 miles back!
His goal was "just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door" so it's not impossible he just walked 2000 laps around the block she lives on.
Did you notice we never got details where he walked the second 500 miles? He may walked in one direction. Then he found out she lives next to him and walked the whole 500 miles back!
This is basically the SpongeBob pizza delivery episode
...oh my God! You're right
His goal was "just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door" so it's not impossible he just walked 2000 laps around the block she lives on.
His goals are beyond our understanding
It's like that scene from A Knights Tale.
"What are you doing?"
"L O S I N G."
"I don't understand?!"
"Oh, neither do I."