The Bell sees all, knows all, remembers all. It rewards loyalty in this world with precious boons in the layers that follow.

Our existence here may be gooey, yellow, and disquietingly ephemeral as the cheese product of a cheesey gordita crunch, but The Bell will provide.

The depths of the five layer burrito were entirely ineffable before it was given to us by The Bell. So too, is our understanding of what comes next. It is not our place to question the call, but to merely await the DONG of The Bell and to carry out its will.

Thus, join me in reciting the words of the mighty dog prophet who sets the example for us all, and in the ringing of our own bell here on earth:

Yo quiero Taco Bell

Yo quiero Taco Bell

Yo quiero Taco Bell