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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay
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this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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Fake: man, how do you even eat a pumpkin?
Gay: me, and also I’m a lesbian that can’t cook so I don’t fucking know
I'm a chef so I have professional knowledge on this subject. Gordon is powerful enough to convert any red blooded lesbian into a pumpkin eater.
Fake and gay: pumpkin
The only pumpkin eating I know about is from the US and a lot of the stuff they eat should be illegal to consume.