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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

My mom is from North England, so that's just how all our meals are. Auntie Elizabeth always said "butter makes everything better"

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

"butter makes everything better"

I originally read this as "butter makes everything butter"

[-] WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Including margarine

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