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I finally created the perfect JavaScript runtime: No-JS (feddit.de)
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Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).

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[-] glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

But you can’t compress or obfuscate it, that’s a downside.

[-] aksdb@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

The runtime doesn't need to be obfuscated. Only the code you run with it. You can still compress and obfuscate that and it will run just as well as it did before. Actually you can completely scramble your code and it would still run exactly the same.

[-] jadero@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Sweet! That means I can encrypt my code to keep prying eyes away.

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