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[-] cybernihongo@reddthat.com 80 points 3 weeks ago

The majority of people

Stop using such shit excuses. Keep Android Open!!

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The majority of people are stupid. Who would have thought.

[-] Bloefz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Which is not our problem.

If they are stupid they need education. Not rubber tiles and safety fences.

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

the majority of people would like to have a piece of my paycheck, so I'm giving some away

-statements dreamed by the utterly deranged

-cunts that write shitty articles like this

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I feel like this is terribly unfunny but mom didn't make no bitch so I'm not deleting it

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 3 weeks ago

The majority of people have 2 arms. So why bother with prosthetics or research into biofeedback?

See, it's flawless logic /s

this post was submitted on 03 May 2026

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