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[-] TotalSonic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

"Sideload" is such a dumb name for what is just the act of installing apps of your own choosing.

[-] Pipea@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You're missing the point. It is "just" the act of downloading and installing, which were seen as normal things to do. However, by calling it "sideloading" they can then attach any meaning, any implication they wish. This is now something different and wierd, not something normal people do, does your mom sideload? I'm pretty sure the battle for control of your phone that you bought was lost as soon as we allowed them to call it sideloading.

[-] TotalSonic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I'm not missing any point at all, your post is in essential agreement with mine, lol.

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

Why would it first help people and then hurt them?

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 40 points 7 hours ago

Indian accent: "Alright mam, when you install this app, I will contact you tomorrow and we can proceed with the transfer. For security reasons, don't tell anyone you received this call."

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago

Right, the real solution is not letting old people answer phone calls anymore, I guess, lol.

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social -4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The real sollution is to lock Infia off the internet until they crack down on all their scammers.

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago

There are scammer call centers in many countries throughout the world. So unless you want to start shutting off a lot of developing nations from the internet, that's not a good solution.

It's also not a good solution because there will always be a workaround.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Is this winston churchhill?

[-] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Hey maybe you're not racist, maybe you're just watching too many youtube videos

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social -4 points 3 hours ago

I basically never watch Youtube, its kind of cancer and Google is a spyware company.

And this isn't about race, its about a country cleaning up its own act. I feel basically the same way about Russia, for example. There isn't an online servixe or system that sould not drasticly improve if Russians were blocked from the larger web. Its basically a factory for misinformation and assholes.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yes, there are many problematic states, probably all of them. That's why people thought it was sus when you singled out india.

My advice: Download a geo-IP database and firewall yourself in.

[-] Ogy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Don't worry buddy, I get it. I feel the same way about USA

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 hours ago

The question is then if you feel the same about Russia, China, Iran, and Israel?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 43 points 9 hours ago

Also, it locks alternative sources to the Play Store out. How convenient, right?

[-] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 8 points 4 hours ago

grapheneOS wont be affected by this so, atleast we dont loose all hope

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip -1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, but those few million users are not global-market-relevant.

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago

It's still good.

GrapheneOS unaffected - > more enthusiasts switch to it - > more funding - > better UX - > more interest, more adoption from less tech savvy people, possible professional grapheneOS installation services (think a guy helping gam gam install windows for a bit of cash, to start)

And so begins the beautiful cycle of mainstream adoption of something great

Or at least that's what I tell myself when the current tech world scares me at night

[-] TotalSonic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Graphene, at least in its current state, is dependent on Google continuing to allow Pixel phone bootloader's to be unlocked and relocked after a new OS is installed, and is dependent on Google for receiving timely upstream security update patches as well. Given Google's current direction my guess is that both these things might be threatened in the future.

[-] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

a dream for the FOSS, which i hope becomes real

[-] cybernihongo@reddthat.com 63 points 11 hours ago

The majority of people

Stop using such shit excuses. Keep Android Open!!

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 hours ago

The majority of people have 2 arms. So why bother with prosthetics or research into biofeedback?

See, it's flawless logic /s

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The majority of people are stupid. Who would have thought.

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

the majority of people would like to have a piece of my paycheck, so I'm giving some away

-statements dreamed by the utterly deranged

-cunts that write shitty articles like this

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I feel like this is terribly unfunny but mom didn't make no bitch so I'm not deleting it

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 11 hours ago

Are there any real statistics about the real number of scams deployed via "sideloading non verified apps?"

I do not know the number. But I don't think there are that many cases. Most scams I've seen have been via web or via a normal app downloaded on the appStore.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

Scams require some level of idiocy, complacency or distractedness to pull off. If you're going out of your way to install non-standard apps you're likely paying enough attention not to fall for it.

If youre getting a mark to install something on their phone, you'd probably have just as much luck getting them to sent you a Western Union cheque.

[-] verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 34 points 12 hours ago

"ThE mAjOrItY oF pEoPLe DoN't AxUaLlY nEeD sIdElOaDiNg"

Fucking bootlicker

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago

Sideload deez nuts

[-] idriss@lemmy.ml 19 points 13 hours ago

Patrick you should go fuck yourself, you are not different from that low life systemd age field PR asshole

[-] Draconic_NEO@programming.dev 71 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

With arguments like those that person already seems like an astroturfer IMO. Also sideloading is the language corporations used to delegitimize decentralized app installation.

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 18 hours ago

The classic "you are too dumb to choose" if only education was a thing...

We are at a time where governments and corporations actively dumb things down until they can make this excuse, instead of actually doing what is right for the people, which is investing in education and treating people as intelligent and autonomous beings.

[-] szczuroarturo@programming.dev 6 points 12 hours ago

He very technicaly speaking is correct. Pepole are dumb as bricks when it comes to technology.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 246 points 23 hours ago

"Sideloading" is anti-property-rights loaded language.

The correct term for installing something by means other than the Google-approved method is "installing normally."

It is the act of capitulating to Google's control, due to the incorrect belief that you need its permission to use your own property how you want, that needs a new term. So far all I've been able to come up with is "cuckloading," though I'm not happy with how sexism-adjacent it is and am open to suggestions.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social -1 points 2 hours ago

"Sexism adjacent"...

Complains about how language is politicized and used to control people and then turn around and do the same exact thing for another topic in the same breath. Jesus.

[-] Archr@lemmy.world 55 points 23 hours ago

Might be easier to come up with a specific name for installing something from Google. "Google loading" maybe.

The we just go back to "installing".

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Walled-Garden-stalling?

"A googol steps to add an app"

Authoritarian-stall

Package Micromanager

Daddy Google's allowances

Controlware / Slaveware / Theirware

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[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 47 points 21 hours ago

The problem is this is already being used to do political censorship so any restriction on what users can install on their device is harmful, because it's not just weird nerds but people need to use other apps like ice watch

[-] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 139 points 1 day ago

Awww... Uncle Google just wants what's best for me! So what's the harm in getting into his van? What's the worst that could happen?

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[-] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 93 points 1 day ago

Patrick Campanale, you're a spineless corporate shill and I hope one day, you will pay for that spinelessness

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[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And now we know this "reporter", Patrick Campanale, is a bootlicker

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