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[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

You simply need a diversified portfolio of assets, then you do shorts but don't do puts or something.

I actually have no idea what any of that means, but I have a friend who does stocks stuff and that's the sort of thing he says lol.

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