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Anon has an epic weekend
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this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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The chance that some lifeless fella sitting on an office chair, wearing bicycle shorts and rubbing the outline of their pud through the fabric instead wrote this is far higher.
And I could be off by an order of magnitude, given my lack of familiarity with baby abandonment. 3000-30 feels like a safe spread
Well.... it's half past 6 in the morning....and I think that's enough internet for today.....
seriously i was having a shitty day and then i read that. i'm going back to bed.
Hopefully bed treated you better than OP
I got out of bed and I regret it. It is a two empanada day
There was a cat in bed if I remember. It is such a distant memory. Like a fart in the wind.
Oh....oh no....I ALWAYS get at least two empañadas....am...am I broken?
Oh, no, I just graze all day. I brunch on a single empanada and a teensy coffee like I'm French or something