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[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 5 days ago

Business, government, and military contracts. Doesn't matter how crappy you are, as long as you promise to be the fall-guy when a insert large entity has a insert large tech problem, they'll keep shoveling money at you.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Hey wait, I can do that! Where do I apply?

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Well there used to be an island where the majority of folks involved in these kind of deals went to, but the owner landed in some legal trouble and decided to hang somewhere else instead

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

I have but one up vote and this is solid gold.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

So you're saying that position is open, too?

this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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