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[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

"Let me do a check to see if I give you the right blood... Nope, not with a 5. Here's your blood orange juice."

[-] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

username checks out

[-] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 20 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Satan: ”Ok, so you mispronounced beelzebub which would normally give you -2 on the summoning check. However, your virgin blood counts as a superior sacrifice material so it all cancels out. Now, lemme get my dice..”

[-] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 5 hours ago

I saw a comic recently where the evil cultist tried to sacrifice his virgin friend to gain power/favor from a demon. Only, whoops! The friend had lied about being a virgin, and the cultist was one. Cultist learned just what the hard way is on that one.

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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