Sure, I'd press the "turn him into a good person" button, but that button doesn't exist, it never has and never will.

I mean, yeah, imagine if you could just "turn people good" in an instant. That's the ideal solution. We wouldn't even be in this mess. Just solve capitalism lmao. "God, what the fuck have I been doing? All this wealth, from other people's labor?? No, no, hit me. I deserve it."