Existential Horror Concept: a monster who is obsessed with eating cookies, but while he has a mouth, no throat or stomach is attached to it (hexbear.net)

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So whenever he tries to eat cookies he actually just crushes them into crumbs and showers them all over the floor.

I Have No Throat But I Must Eat COOKIEEEE!!!

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[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Good enough for me

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Brilliant! The end of the story is actually an optimistic one, the Cookie Monster manages to find joy in the act of smashing up these cookies even if he cannot actually eat them.

We must imagine the Cookie Monster happy.

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026

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