People with kids: "every waking minute of my life is a torrent of hellish torture! These creatures I've brought into the world torment me, I resent them for the living nightmare my life has become!" (hexbear.net)

submitted 20 hours ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Me: "wow, I never want to have kids."

Parents: "WHAT? It's the lost wonderful experience ever!!!"

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[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago

I am both those parents at all times. Having kids was a terrible idea, caused incredible hardship for my extended family, and I don't recommend anybody do it, ever.

I'd do it again, though. My kids kick ass.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I like kids but when little kids are running around I can't help but think of them more as wild animals than humans. I imagine having a toddler can't be all that different from having a feral pet monkey