People with kids: "every waking minute of my life is a torrent of hellish torture! These creatures I've brought into the world torment me, I resent them for the living nightmare my life has become!" (hexbear.net)

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Me: "wow, I never want to have kids."

Parents: "WHAT? It's the lost wonderful experience ever!!!"

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[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

me reading this after my cats have woken me up in the middle of the night every day for the past 2 years

[-] deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

My cat has started licking and nibbling on my face at random times in the night & when I decide I’ve had enough and try to push her away she gets PISSED and attacks me, few months ago she hit me right in the eye and I had a cut on my eye lid. Great way to wake up & see it’s about an hour before work 😂😅 god I do love that little kitty tho

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