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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

sicko-jammin sicko-biker sicko-pig

I'm cycle pilled and fully electric. I've got wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth. I've got places to be and sweat stains in my pits. I'm moisturized, unbothered, in my (protected!) bike lane, and flourishing. I can't fully ditch my car yet for intermittent long distance commute reasons, BUT, I think I will be able to when I switch projects next year. Capitalism is a fuck, death to AmeriKKKa, may crude oil go to $1000 a gallon!

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[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Go outside and ride your bike. What's your problem?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

It's not enough to go outside and touch grass. I need OTHER people to touch grass too. Sweaty nerds yearn for the foliage.

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

Reading this thread over, you're the one who comes across as the person with a problem. You're quite combative for zero reason. Be less like how you're being in this thread.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

Sure, the mod report spam from hurt nerds doesn't show up in the thread, you're right. But they are all safer because the joke has been properly neutered now. We can all sit around and sing kumbaya and hug. So much for the dirt bag left.

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