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[-] ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 week ago

Oh, so dead internet is, in fact, the plan. Wonderful.

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Yeah but it happened a year earlier than planned!

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Ahead of schedule you say? The shareholders will be thrilled!

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

*the shareholders do not use said Internet, themselves.

[-] BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Typical. Fuck it up for someone other than themselves.

[-] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Yup. Followed by the AI surveillance state. The Stasi has been digitized and never sleeps!

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You know, god bless the bots because they're probably soaking up at least some watts of surveillance.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

except now they get useless data because they now just datamine bots, who are datamining each other.

[-] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That’s what digital ID is for! To correlate the real humans activity. The Flock video surveillance can then be linked to your real world movements along with digital currency to track your buying habits! Your phone and wireless earbuds to listen for keywords a rat you out to the government! What a wonderful utopia!

Feeling free yet?

[-] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

The Internet is pretty fucked, we might as well just call it and go home. Oh wait

[-] judgyweevil@feddit.it 1 points 1 week ago

It's not totally dead, as the Paris catacombs are not totally dead if there are a couple of tourists

[-] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 1 week ago

As well as unofficial "tourists".

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

TIL: Turns out ReptilianCleric is the only actual human left on the Internet. Beep boop bop

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

Harambe was the focal point of turn of events.

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