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Master Negotiator: President Trump Has Signed A Deal To Dissolve The US Military In Exchange For Iran Writing A 5-Star Review Of The White House On Google Maps (clickhole.com)
submitted 11 hours ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social
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What a massive win-win for the United States and Iran alike. Here’s to peacetime!

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

the US military, specifically the Navy, has single-handedly created a safe global economy and the technological revolution we've been living in.

cough imperialist bullshit cough

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