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[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

True, but now and then, stupid shit by stupid people pays off:

  • "Let's use this raft and head for open waters" -> discovers hawaii
  • "I'm sick of foraging. Imma dive into the water and pry open that thing on the rock down there" -> Oysters
  • "Why the fuck are you burning perfectly good mammoth?" -> BBQ
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