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I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.

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[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 112 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So many things...

I didn't understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like "does god exist" and you'd be able to get answers to all of life's big mysteries.

I thought there was a left and right sock

I thought wolverines were mythical creatures

I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something

Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package

I could go on..

[-] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago

I wanted an older sibling as a child and I remember trying to convince my parents they should have another baby. In my mind, if I just waited (my age +1) years, I'd then have an older sibling. It never ocurred to me that I would also age during that time...

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised an older sibling was something you wanted, usually you want to be the oldest.

[-] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

In my case I just wanted a friend lmao

[-] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I was an only child and I just wanted someone cool to play with me who I could look up to. Also all my older cousins picked on me and I wanted defence lol

[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 19 points 1 year ago

Your comment about your brother reminds me that in kindergarten I thought that the line order (alphabetical) had something to do with status. My last name starts with C so I was pretty close to the front, but I had a friend with an A for a last name, so I really wanted to move up.

I told no one of this of course until long after I'd grasped how alphabetical ordering worked myself.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The alphabet is in that order because of the song.

[-] djmarcone@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Wait a minute.....

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

If your feet are big enough, left and right socks are indeed a thing

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

My feet are normalish (well, far too wide but normal length) and my running socks are left and right.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wide is big. I'd argue that the width is the more relevant dimension.

[-] gilgameth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

TIL; wolverine is an actual fuckin' animal!!!!!!

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I hope you're about 25 because this is basically how I found out lol

[-] prd@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

My son was PISSED when I explained how his older sister would, in fact, always be older. He was sure he’d catch up.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You can buy socks that have a left and right, but most don't.

[-] aksdb@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

For example for sport and hiking. Those have support structures that need to work differently for the side they are worn on.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

And some brands (Polo) put a logo on alternating sides.

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