Do I now? Because whenever I'm outside. I see people with wireless earbuds. I see wireless headphones. But you know what I almost never see? Wired headphones.

Again, that's just anecdotal. Show me an actual survey or some real statistics which says that users prefer wired over wireless.

The fact my jabras have more than enough battery for that to not be noticeable after 7 years makes it irrelevant.

The fact that you don't have any evidence to show it is irrelevant.

apple IS irrelevant because you're doing it as a response to my success with Jabra earbuds.

It isn't, because Apple earbuds are a market leader and their battery life is well documented. Show me some evidence that Jabra earbuds are good even after 7 years, and I'll accept it as relevant.

Wired headphones suck because the 30 dollar pair I bought once were really bad. So therefore they're all bad, and any good wired headphone you can mention.

If that's your logic then by my logic all wireless headphones are bad because of my experience.

Is just an outliner that doesn't reflect wired headphones as a whole

So is your experience with Jabra.

It must truly shatter your world since you try to put so much effort into discrediting me for telling you they exist.

Actually it doesn't, because you haven't provided any evidence. A claim of a 7 year battery life on a frequently used lithium-ion battery in a device such as a headset, when the industry average is 2-3 years, is utterly ridiculous and unbelievable.