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[-] roux@lemmygrad.ml 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

A: You can't milk a cow for 22 years.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

*"you can only milk a cow for 10 years" if you want agrcultural accuracy as part of your joke

[-] roux@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 1 year ago

Fair enough.

From my last job, US factory dairy cows only go for about 4-5 years before they are turned into burgers.

Also I usually get the years part mixed up because God damn has it been 22 years?

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

No hate just trying to elevate your 9-11 jokes.

Also yea the incessant march of time is wild.

[-] roux@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

No hate detected lol you're good.

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