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[-] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 5 points 1 year ago
  • Short sheet their bed
  • If they leave their computer unattended/unlocked:
    • Screenshot it, make that their wallpaper, then hide icons & taskbar
    • (unsure if this still works) Alt + Ctrl + Arrow keys to rotate Windows desktop
  • Get a musical birthday card, then hide it (opened) somewhere in their room/office (best under a piece of furniture/couch cushion, etc) so all they can hear is the muffled music
  • Remove spring from tip of clicker ballpoint pen (ink cartridge won't stay out/in)
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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