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Survival at stake (lemmy.world)
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[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 64 points 2 years ago

Y'all need more fiber in ya life

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 11 points 2 years ago
[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

I have IBS. Might as well ask us if we've tried yoga.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

FYI, 'have you tried yoga?' In chronic illness speak means 'can I offer you unsolicited advice with the undertones of presuming that you have not tried to the best of your abilities to cure yourself of an incurable disease that has not even come close to be fully treatable?'

Not saying that's what OP said, just saying thats how it comes off to most non-chronic illness sufferers.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ok, but have you tried essential oils?

[-] ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Also water. If you eat a bunch of fiber without water... believe it or not, also constipation.

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago

No, he needs a squatty potty. I can’t believe nobody else in these comments has mentioned them.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

Fuck, I forgot what a cult following those weird things have.

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

It’s not a weird cult following? Humans have been squatting to shit for millennia. It’s just a return to our roots because it’s what works…

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

No, I meant the squatty potty people end up popping all over the place to mention how good they are. There was a lot of it on Reddit especially, back when they were new.

Now they've all been replaced by people expounding on the pleasures of bidets...

[-] GreatGrapeApe@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

No they need fiber and water if they are struggling.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think that's going to help the lactose intolerance and potential IBS.

[-] Granixo@feddit.cl 3 points 2 years ago

And how do you deal with corn then? 🌽

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Wash it off and toss it in the next pot of chili!

[-] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Corn? I don't remember eating corn!

[-] Granixo@feddit.cl 1 points 2 years ago

You sure about that?

[-] EeeDawg101@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

This is more like has an intense case of food poisoning or something rather than a regular BM.

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