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You pleabs are still on C(++)^4? Real men code in C(++)^11. Some of those dimensions are so small they don't have deterministic outcomes. You write a "Hello, World!" program and you accidentally hack Taco Bell's payroll department. Shit's crazy.
I'm on the beta C(++)^17 already
They have that quantum compression in that right? Where the library of Alexandria is stored in the quantum state of a single electron? But it still eats up RAM like rednecks at a Golden Corral on crab leg night "getting their money's worth"?
Hum... I fail to see any difference to regular C(++)^1.
In fact, I don't see anything not possible with C(++)^0. Only the syntax changes.