[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Not nearly slow enough

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I ran the Wild Beyond the Witchlight campaign with some new players a couple years ago. I had one player who was painfully suspicious of all things, so he refused to wear his wings in the Witchlight carnival that marks him a valid patron of the carnival.

That means...unbeknownst to him, he was susceptible to the hags' minions per their agreement. I had multiple carnival hands REALLY implore that he wear the wings, but he was stubborn. Oh well....

He managed to dodge a "Can I get your name?" trap that would have robbed him of his nobility along with his Noble background features. Not out of being wise to the trick, but just pure avoidance of anyone that seemed to want anything from him.

But then I had a lornling running away from an apparent theft. It bumped into sowpig as it booked it to the Hall of Illusions and knocked her down into some mud. She asked the suspicious player, "could I get an arm?" and he reached out and helped her up. She said "thanks" with a malicious grin and went the same direction as the lornling. He failed his check to detect what had happened, only feeling a general sense of loss. So it was a bit before he realized that she had stolen his ability to use melee weapons. Pretty rough for a Barbarian. Ooops!

But it did make for some great alternative combat situations. The fight in Bavlorna's house where he grappled each lornling in the room that were dodging everyone else's attacks and just yeeted them out the window to drown in the lake below was fun.

John: "But why?"

You: "Marie told me Bob called me a cuck. Fuck that guy."

John: "That wasn't Bob from Sales, it was Bob from Accounts Payable."

You: pulls collar ehhh. whomp whomp music

Coincidentally, that is the cure for Racism that racists prescribe too. Huh, neat.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 209 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He finally defeated this evil man... after he rose to being the fucking pope, led the church for 12 years, and died at a ripe 88 years old...

Idk, I feel like God didn't do much at all. But if he's striking down evil, I'd get to painting your door in sheep's blood real quick, Marge.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 191 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First of all, fuck you, figure it out. Second of all, if that were the case, that means you are literally sentencing people to life imprisonment without chance of parole with absolutely no due process at all. That goes even beyond what the (unconstitutional) Alien Enemies Act allows. Far beyond. For the love of God, make this shit stop.

I can't wait until Trump pisses off the world enough that they fight back and he is eventually tried for his crimes against humanity. I can't wait to shit on your grave you evil fuck.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 229 points 1 year ago

Option 3 means that the Javascript standards team dies either way, right? Number 3. No hesitation.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 219 points 1 year ago

Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. "Too long, too sciency."

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This is from the last election in 2020. How fun that it's still relevant!

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 232 points 2 years ago

Who ever thought punk was not progressive? At minimum it was blatantly anti-authoritarian and counter to the conservative culture in Thatcher's UK and Reagan's US. Why would anyone be shocked to find out that it was also pro-choice, feminist, and anti-discriminatory?

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 173 points 2 years ago

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 319 points 2 years ago

Let it be know that if you take office while actively committing fraud, embezzlement, and lying through your teeth about nearly every single detail of your life and accomplishments, the rest of Congress will ONLY let that slide for 11 months! You've been warned!

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