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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 166 points 1 year ago

That guy clearly wasn't a security guard. He was the Fashion Police.

[-] theDoctor@lemmy.sdf.org 73 points 1 year ago

You know, it was a serious question but I can’t argue with this answer. Case dismissed.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Oh wow, a doctor and a lawyer!? You should be the first person to ever be disbarred for baselessly suing yourself for malpractice and countersuing for harassment. You'll become a legend.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Are you a fartographer? Where can I smell your work?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Upon the easterly wind, my child; at the early dawn when the dew first begins to settle and my doo begins to drop.

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2023
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