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[-] xtremeownage@lemmyonline.com 9 points 1 year ago

Amateurs.

I have evolved from using file extensions, and instead, don't use any extension!

[-] H4mi@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I don’t even use a file system on my storage drives. I just write the file contents raw and try to memorize where.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Sounds tedious, I've just been keeping everything in memory so I don't have to worry about where it is.

[-] 257m@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds inefficient. You can only store 8 gigs and goes away when you shut off your computer? I just put it on punch cards and feed it into my machine.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 year ago

So archaic. Real men just flap a butterfly's wings so that they deflect in cosmic rays in such a way that they flip the desired bits in RAM.

[-] 257m@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

As yes good old M-x-Butterfly.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I use mime. Because magic bit.

[-] dan@upvote.au 3 points 1 year ago

Linux mostly doesn't use file extensions... It relies on "magic bytes" in the file.

Same with the web in general - it relies purely on MIME type (e.g. text/html for HTML files) and doesn't care about extensions at all.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"Magic bytes"? We just called them headers, back in my day (even if sometimes they are at the end of the file)

[-] dan@upvote.au 4 points 1 year ago

The library that handles it is literally called "libmagic". I'd guess the phrase "magic bytes" comes from the programming concept of a magic number?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I did not know about that one! It makes sense though, because a lot of headers would start with, well yeah, "magic numbers". Makes sense.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

You can just go in Folder View and uncheck "hide known file extensions" to fix that! ;)

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