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this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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You know those cases that involve a suspended drivers' license, and the judge asks whether the defendant drove themselves to court, and they say "... No?"
This is the first time I've seen the defendant's lawyer officially say to the judge, your honor my client's being prevented from driving to court, and I'd sure appreciate if your honor could help them get them their car back from the impound.
All I can think of is Trump stammering out something along the lines of "but we COULD have reviewed this information at Mar-a-Lago if you had just LEFT all those classified documents where I put them..."