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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago

You are anti-vax because youre a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

I am anti-vax because I crave death.

straightens tie

We are not the same.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

I'm antivax because I sell tiny coffins and business was slow

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

slaps roof of tiny coffin

"This bad boy can fit exactly one antivaxxer's kid..."

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

There are nicer ways to go than covid. Like overzealous erotic asphyxiation. Get you a nice hunk to choke you to death.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

You offering? 👉👈

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Also lots of ways that don't risk taking other people with you.

[-] SketchySeaBeast@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You could always ask David Carradine for tips. Wait...

[-] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Bungie cord 6 inches too long...so they leave an impression.

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2023
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