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The maximum size of a PDF compared to Europe.
(sh.itjust.works)
Page dimensions are not limited by the format itself. However, Adobe Acrobat imposes a limit of 15 million in by 15 million in, or 225 trillion in2 (145,161 km2). 👀
Back in my day, we had a fat guy with a huge bell who would shout out the news from the streets.
Kids today are so softened with their paper news and crossword puzzles. We had to make do with hangman and guessing a word. No pencils and erasers to rub out a guess, that hangman was coming for you and there was no turning back. You had to stare death right in the face. Just like that bubonic plague. You’d wheel your own grandma’s cadaver into the streets to be collected. And you’d listen to the news being shouted out and you’d count your socks lucky.
~Kiss~ Kids today. So soft. With their paper news. Crosswords. And medicine. Soft, I say. Get ‘em down the mines for a few shifts. Sort them right out.
imagine kisses going down a mine
I know what a newspaper is, wiseass. :P
No joke; I was serious. This was something that he actually did.