Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.
God is a capitalist
I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.
But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
Why not both?
(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)
Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.
God is a capitalist
I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.
But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
Why not both?
(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)