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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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“I would stake my reputation on the fact that Russell Brand is a good man.”
Andrew Tate, Trafficker
Chefs kiss
“Look, I don’t know what to tell you, I love sexual assault and I hate women, and that’s just how it is.”
I recognized Andrew Tate and (obviously) Russell Brand in there. Were any of the others real people? I'm bettng there were probably at least a couple others I'm just too out of the loop to recognize.
Not that I noticed but who fking knows
My favorite was the last:
"His long hair and tight pants make him too feminine for me to view him with any empathy."