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Would it work? (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No. Your intestines are not rigid enough to withstand a vacuum strong enough to move liquid rapidly through you. Just look up any story about someone who sat on the drain valve of a pool and had their colon and parts of their large intestines sucked out their anus.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I'll....take your word for that.

[-] ccdfa@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Do not go near those pool drains, no matter how good you think they feel on your butt. Those things will suck the intestines right out of you.

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And then never had calamari again once they broke free

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe once all the intestines get sucked out you'll become straw-worthy?

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