What are they conserving? Quit calling them that. They haven't conserved anything. How about simply calling them "criminals" - which they are. The criminal party. How about that? Their new logo can be a cartoon burglar, you know, the one with the mask over the eyes and unshaven? Yeah - like this guy. ish.

https://webstockreview.net/images/burglar-clipart-comic-13.jpg

There's an appropriate spirit animal. Don't vote republican... because they're not conserving anything and they're robbing the country blind.