What human power-ups/power-downs would you choose? Why? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by 0_0j@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Just got an audience with the creator, gave you an opportunity to choose one organ to enhance/reduce its functionality; Cause apparently the creator can "grant your wish"

what organ would you choose?
what functionalities would you add/deduct?
why such?

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[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

It would be nice if my pancreas actually worked all the way.
Other than that, i'd like to be able to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.

[-] PixelOfLife@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I hope you realize that floating objects generally orient themselves in such a way that the most buoyant parts are at the top. So while you could float around, you would be hanging by your balls the entire time...

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You have to balance on top.

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