Have you ever been chased by lapwings, in your childhood, as you wanted to play bets (kind of cricket) with your friends, because the bloody birds think that public parks are their Lebensraum and infant hairless monkeys have no place in their Vogelreich?

Have you ever been beaked by geese because you were in the wrong place, wrong time? There's a reason why people refer to them locally as "feathered hounds" or "Polish hounds", they're like beaked pit bulls!

It's fucking terrifying! And you want the teethed version of this??? Blasphemy!

As a wise ~~woman~~ cat would say, ~~mprrr mprrr~~ "I wish that I could murder those little pieces of shit".

(I'm joking, of course. The video and their little dance are fucking cute - thank you for sharing this!)