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[-] ilickfrogs@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

nice 'n tiny limp dicks too

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that was the ideal of male beauty, back in the day.

No dick-shamin'.

[-] ilickfrogs@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I'm glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanent massive shlong?

Boy, that's a loaded question.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is indeed a burden.

(I mean, I'm all of 5'8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)

[-] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

wow 5’8” is quite the schlong

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I'd hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

goddess

erection

Hmmmm....

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ok, goddess of virility made my day. TY

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don't do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)

My schlong can be as large as I want it to be... usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.

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