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Fuck lawns (lemmygrad.ml)
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[-] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Moved into a new house, excited to meet neighbors.

Decide to take the ole 10 y/o pup on a stroll.

Dog ends up having one of her more "anxious" poos on a lush lawn.

As I'm cleaning up, owner comes out and I say some quip about her, ready to introduce myself.

"You need to make your dog learn when to shit, and it best not be on my lawn."

๐Ÿ‘€

"Alrighty, well I'll keep that in mind"

"I taught my dog when and where to shit, and it wasn't on lawns."

Repeated, told him have a good one, and continued on. He kept trying to get me to (I guess) admit fault, and I just kept repeating as I cleaned up.

Haven't gone by that assholes green pasture since, and definitely just assume people with that kind of lawn suck.

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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