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[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago

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Bro 1: Did you get a boner? ๐Ÿค 

Bro 2: Fuck yeah, dude! I was so hard ๐Ÿ’ช, I was about to cum in my pants ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ˆ.

Bro 1: That's awesome! ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›

Translation

Bro 1: I am interested in your level of sexual arousal at the bar. Will you please share that information with me?

Bro 2: I am excited to tell you that I was so aroused that my penis was fully erect, I almost felt the immense pleasure of orgasm and soiled my clothes with ejaculate.

Bro 1: Your enthusiastic sexual arousal report makes me happy. Let's touch hands.

[-] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

If you had written for the Strange Planet TV Series, it may have been much better.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That already came out? I remember from the first trailer I couldn't imagine how that would work for even one half hour episode let alone an entire series.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

I watched a few minutes and it didn't work for me.

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Can confirm. I touched hands and it made me happy.

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