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[-] gullible@kbin.social 171 points 1 year ago

The werewolf I understand entirely. They’re both awkward, horny kids trying to find their place. The century old vampire creeping on a teenager is where it gets weird.

[-] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Yeah, this is the part I can't get past. WTF is Edward doing creeping around underage girls all the time?

[-] Veltoss@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

I always assumed vampires are sort of stuck their age mentally as well, for the most part. They can get more wisdom and knowledge but emotionally and sexually they're whatever age they got turned in. So a 200 year old vampire that got turned at 17 is basically a 17 year old in that way.

[-] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

Sounds like something a vampire pedo would say.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Hey now! That's actually hebophilia. Thank you very much.

/s

[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

More like haemophilia if you ask me

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