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submitted 1 year ago by case_when@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago

Incredible massage dude. I want to be able to give incredible massages that relax muscles. Maybe the ability to relieve stress by touch. Bonus points if it works on myself, my shoulders suck.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Ooo, this is a good one! Accupressure Boy, able to relieve minor aches and pains, and cure headaches.

That would be a perfectly B tier power.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Definitely support-class hero; the kind that stay back at the base and never risk their life but still contribute.

[-] quaddo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Trade-off: anyone you want to be intimate with falls asleep from your relaxing touch.

So much for sexy time.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Time to spice things up the bedroom- they can wear gloves or explore getting tied

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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