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this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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Well, let's compare our options here, shall we? We realistically have.two ways to leave this world:
If we look at number two which is not the immediate choice for most I think, at least you go out with black candles, pentagrams, music that is somehow too techno and groovy and too emo at the same time and gargoyles and dragons made from black coated epoxy resin all around you, perhaps even with a bit of naughty time.
That's preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn't it?
Tie me to a bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me as I tremble and twitch and tell me it's ok 👀
Weeeeeelllll a bit of imagination can take you a long way… let me get a toolbox.