Liberalism is the perfection of human freedom, democracy and justice. American liberalism is a beacon of light for the world, spreading prosperity and peace to the globe. Liberalism elevates the best minds, who are capable of solving problems of racial justice, healthcare inequality, crime and violence, and rules-based international order, using informed, rational, rigorous, altruistic and beneficent thought, unmatched in human history. The only reason that anything is wrong in the world is because liberals are obstructed by those got dang Rethuglicans.

Brutal communist ideologues look for simple answers and are largely incapable of grasping the wisdom and nitty-gritty details of the absolute infallibility of the process of gradual reform, and the absolute superiority of means-tested market-based solutions for all social, economic, geopolitical and environmental issues.

The wisest and most effectual thing any person can do with their life, other than running for office in the Democratic party, is to vote Democratic. There is no greater service to one's country, and it is your social duty to uplift these people who know what's best for all of us.